Lollipop Porn
- June 5, 2008 - 2:04am
They've been playing the song called "Lollipop" (the Lil-wayne & Kanye West remix) on the radio here in San Diego pretty much constantly. It's like they just can't get enough of it. Well anyway, I was enduring it once again and screaming "YEAH BABY, LIKE A LOLLIPOP!!!" at the top of my lungs while driving back to work from my lunch break and wondering when they switched from singing about drugs, guns, killing people and rollin' with the homies to singing about fruit, candy and muffins. It was then when I heard the line that made me realise I'd missed the hidden meaning of Lollipop entirely:
'Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit.
I still can't quite figure out the true meaning, but I've got it narrowed down to two different possibilities.
1) Whoever wrote it forgot to wipe their butt
2) Whoever wrote it has a secret fetish with scat porn
As soon as I got back to work, I set out to solve this mystery. A quick search on Google for the lyrics yielded this. Great, now I could make sure I wasn't taking the line out of context.
I flushed out the feeling of me being the shit
'Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit
In case there is anyone that's confused, here's a couple images depicting the different contexts of skid marks.
With that being said, it was a sure bet that he just forgot toilet paper, but given the following the conclusion really could go either way.
Lil-wayne: potty disaster or "flushing out his feelings" from the bathroom scat-closet? I'll leave it to you to draw your own conclusion.
Here's a little excerpt from a conversation of me and a friend digging deep into the hidden meanings of this song.
ӝfluffy man that lollipop song is deep
ӝfluffy there's a hidden story in that song
ӝfluffy either he forgot to wipe his butt once or he's in to scat pr0n
ɤbaddognobiscuits AHAHAH
ɤbaddognobiscuits What????
ӝfluffy one of his lines is "i leave skid marks every where i sit"
ɤbaddognobiscuits ahahaha you're not serious
ӝfluffy I'm completely serious
ӝfluffy http://beckerist.com/lyri…est_-_Lollipop_remix.html
ӝfluffy it's that one that they play on the radio
ӝfluffy search for "skid marks"
ɤbaddognobiscuits ahahah ok
ӝfluffy "I flushed out the feeling of me being the shit"
ӝfluffy "'Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit"
ӝfluffy maybe him & R Kelly should get together for some good times
ӝfluffy wasn't it R Kelly that liked to pee on chicks?
ɤbaddognobiscuits ahahahah yes
ɤbaddognobiscuits Lil Wayne looks like he'd hella be into scat though.
ӝfluffy maybe it was him singing. I don't think the original had those lines
ӝfluffy wouldn't surprise me greatly if neither of them remembered to wipe their butt tho, so that could actually be it. but like I said, there is hidden meaning in that song.
Comments
ʊchalkley3
I go where I please, and I please where I go
Prince Phillp to a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: "You look as if you’re ready for bed."
ɤdjh2048
Hot Girl In A Robo Suit
Freaking rap music now a days...
Do I get points for recognizing that image is from Spawn?
- Dan.H
ӝfluffy
エリート
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ɤdjh2048
Hot Girl In A Robo Suit
I just read over the lyrics to that song. Honestly; what the hell is he talking about at all? Is it clever sexual innuendos? Or just someone slurring junk out?
I can't figure it out Fluffy, I'm going to go with the scat porn.
- Dan.H
ɤchinaroses
Gamer In High Heels
Jess
ɤmonchee
Retro Gamer
I wanna stay in my innocent world where I believe they sing about candies and fruits. bah, youuuu >.<
ӝKevin
Kills People While They Type
Btw, you are sick.
ɤKirielson
General Rioter